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palekittn:

palekittn:

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forgetpolitics:

Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.

Because we are

Source: fenisoffended

flowergirlrobichiko:

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

THIS WOULD BE PREFERABLE TBH

Tagged: bronies deserve 50 shades50 shades of neigh

Source: patrickkingart

diyoki:

☾Moon Prism Power ☆

Tagged: sailor moon

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

"racism is dead"

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"you keep it alive by talking about it"

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"white people go to jail too"

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"everything isn’t always about race"

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"we don’t know the whole story"

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"why do you always have to bring up (reality)?"

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"martin luther king—"

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Tagged: just stop

Source: bitchcraftandwiggatry

itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

Source: taggedrne

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself →

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

Source: naijamayor.com

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

Tagged: 50 shades of fucked up

Source: carpeumbra

Source: quesadelicious

  • other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
  • america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
  • other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
  • america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
  • other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
  • america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
  • other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
  • america: if only there was a way.............................

Source: casualcissexism