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meisterj:

Remember when Disney was all like ‘fuck how races work and homogeneous casts and couples’?

Black and white couple produce fillipino-american child. White dude is the valet. White step mother, one white step sister, one black step sister. Just a jumble, and it ought to happen again.

Some facts from imdb:

First multi-racial cast performing Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella.

Whitney Houston was producing Rodger and Hammerstein’s “Cinderella” and was to star in it until she decided that Brandy Norwood would make a better Cinderella. Brandy would not do it unless her idol Whitney took the Fairy Godmother role.

Brandy Norwood became the first African-American to play Cinderella. This version broke viewer-ship records when it debuted, and it holds the record for the bestselling video for a made for TV movie.

So fuck any noise where people say audiences don’t want to see a mixed race couple, or more people of color. This was a success from television. I still remember Brandy singing Impossible. 

That ought to happen again. Mixed race live action cast where the relationships don’t made genetic or racial sense.

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kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

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lacigreen:

 

lacigreen:

 

Tagged: sad truth

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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

This is so great

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arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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2brwngrls:

yupyaki4life:

"he real cute but he prolly don’t like black girls."

that is literally the first thing i think when I see any handsome guy. and ya know that thought is like both protective and hurtful for me. I think it cuz I know it to be very real possibility and i say it to…

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gothiccharmschool:

ladyshinga:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE
















I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

YES. I APPROVE. 

gothiccharmschool:

ladyshinga:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

YES. I APPROVE. 

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ted-bundys-mustache:

COSMOOSSSS

ted-bundys-mustache:

COSMOOSSSS

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ravingsockmonkey:

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

ravingsockmonkey:

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

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jeanmarcoing:

things to call your best friend:

  • asshole
  • loser
  • fucking nerd
  • piece of shit
  • fuckin egg
  • wife/waifu/husbando
  • mayonnaise egg
  • bitch salad
  • meme loving fuck

Tagged: apparently been doing it wrong

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